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Exciting news from Glenn Milne

February 23rd, 2009

Apparently cut off the Costello drip, Glenn Milne breathlessly publishes some startling news from Sydney

Bound by Honor ipod . According to his anonymous source:

* The current leader of the NSW Right is trying to secure absolute control over the faction and crush his rivals

* The current leader of the NSW Right is keen to diminish the power of the Victorian Left.

In more breaking news, the traffic in Sydney is bad, but the beaches are great.

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  1. nanks
    February 23rd, 2009 at 21:22 | #1

    pleased to hear they’ve fixed the beaches John

  2. Nick
    February 23rd, 2009 at 21:36 | #2

    As the world goes pear-shaped, our deficient political class and their acolytes turn to familiar comforts.

  3. Tony G
    February 24th, 2009 at 00:04 | #3

    In Sydney…..

    “the beaches are great” except for the sharks.

    Rudd should check his nets. He doesn’t need any sharks from the NSW ALP in his waters, mauling voters and creating bloodbaths.

  4. Alanna
    February 24th, 2009 at 08:24 | #4

    “the beaches are great” – Ill second that but there is an increasing danger you could get up to drive to work one day and find yourself trapped under the burnt creek overpass for the remainder of your natural life.

  5. Tim Macknay (aka Tim M)
    February 24th, 2009 at 10:59 | #5

    There is actually some unexpected news in Milne’s article – apparently the Ghan now travels to Perth! šŸ˜‰

  6. Meself
    February 24th, 2009 at 12:55 | #6

    And in other late-breaking, breathtaking news Mr. Milne has revealed that God didn’t make little green apples and it don’t rain in Indianapolis in the summertime.

    His reports on the provenance Santa, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Pharaoh are breathlesslessly awaited by a soon to grateful nation.

  7. Martin
    February 24th, 2009 at 13:25 | #7

    Which party?

  8. JB
    February 24th, 2009 at 18:15 | #8

    Poor Glenn – Relevance Deprivation Syndrome!

  9. David Irving (no relation)
    February 25th, 2009 at 11:57 | #9

    Which party? Martin, in NSW it doesn’t matter – they all belong to the Rum Corps anyway.

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