According to the International Biographical Centre of Cambridge, England, I have been nominated as International Man of the Year. I join such luminaries as Professor Emmanuel Bosanquet, formerly (I am not making this up!) Senior Lecturer at the University of Outer Mongolia Astronomy Research Department.

There’s no prize money, but the commemorative plaque and medal are excellent value at $US580. This should be no problem as I expect shortly to receive a substantial commission for a transaction involving the export of gold from Nigeria.