I haven’t managed to come up with a creative new idea for helping the tsunami aid appeals, so I’m going to copy Michele Agnew. From now until midnight Sunday, I’ll give one $A to the Australian Red Cross tsunami appeal for each comment[1] I receive on this post, up to a maximum of 1000.
To add a tiny element of novelty, I’m inviting others to join the effort by sponsoring this offer at whatever rate they can afford. You can work out your maximum exposure from the limit, for example, if you offer 5 cents a comment, you’re promising to give up to $50.
If you’re interested, please send me an email at j dot quiggin at uq dot edu dot au. I’ll record it in the updates with your name, pseudonym or anonymously as you prefer. When the appeal is over, I’ll write and tell you how much you’ve promised. Feel free to nominate a charity of your choice.
Update The Eudora mail server is running hot, with the first contributor to join the effort already coming through:
“William Burroughs’ Baboon” says pls put me down for 10c per comment
Update 10:12 pm An anonymous regular reader offers 50 cents per comment, nominating World Vision
rdb offers 50 cents per comment
Nicholas Gruen offers to match me dollar for dollar, in return for an ad. Accepted!
That’s $4.10 $3.10 per comment! (sorry for late-night arithmetic errors)
Update 6am
An anonymous regular reader offers 15c per comment
“Saint Straightjacket” offers 20c per comment, up to $300
So we’re up to $3.45 per comment, and the total amount raised is nearly $500, with most of the day still left to come.
It’s particularly good to see lots of visitors from Tim Blair’s blog – a reminder that, whatever our disagreements, we can all work together at a time like this.
In the comments, Tim has offered $100 if I shave my beard off. That’s nowhere near enough, but I’m eager to secure Tim’s money for the cause so I’m making a counteroffer in the spirit of national unity and cash for comment. If Tim will give $100, I’ll write a 200 word post saying exclusively good things about John Howard. I’m willing to increase the amount proportionally for further pledges from Tim’s (or my) readers, until I run out of good things to say.
Update 10:30am We’re well over 200 comments now, and thanks to the generosity of cosponsors, within sight of the original target of $1000, with the capacity to raise a lot more
wmmbb has offered 20c a comment, up to a total of 500
Mark Bahnisch has offered 10c a comment
I’m really impressed by all of this. Quite a few cosponsors have offered more, in relation to their means, than my starting offer. This is one area where I’m unreservedly in favour of competition, and I’m already thinking about my next move.
I’d also like to thank everyone who’s linked to the post. In particular, I now have a full set of Tims, at least among the blogs I read regularly: Tim Blair, Tim Dunlop, Tim Lambert and Tim T have all sent visitors this way. For any other Tims or non-Tims who want to link, there’s still more than 12 hours to go.
Update 1:34pm
Crossing the ideological divide, Andrew Norton offers 10c a comment
Paul2 also offers 10c
wmmbb offers 10c more
Harry Clarke offers 20c up to 500 comments
That puts us over $4 a comment, and with well over 300 comments, we’ve easily passed the original goal of $1000. But there’s still plenty of money on the table, so keep the comments coming in.
I forgot to mention it when I put this post up, and I’m not going to worry too much about it today, but this is a PG blog, so no more coarse language, please. Double entendres and dirty jokes are fine, as long as they’re funny.
I’ve had the first taker on the Howard challenge. “2dogs” has sent in his $50 to the Red Cross, and emailed me the receipt, earning 100 words of sincere praise from me for John Howard, to be published as soon as I’ve tallied up the donations and tied myself to the keyboard. Come on Howard-lovers, and set me a real challenge. I could write that much defending Don Rumsfeld, and have done so. 1000 words in praise of Howard might give me some trouble.
And here’s the ad I promised Nicholas Gruen, who’s agreed to match my donations. If you click here you can see a further generous offer from him.
<img src="wordpress/wp-content/images/Peachanimatedgifbanner.gif" href="http://www.peachhomeloans.com.au/quiggin.htm"
Update 6pm We’ve passed 400 comments and raised more than $1500. Looking at the current pace, there should be more than 500 comments by the time the appeal ends, but probably not many more than 600. A number of cosponsors have limited their contributions to an upper bound of 500 comments, thereby giving themselves a fair bit of certainty. Now I’m appealing for some risk-tolerant types to cosponsor the remaining comments, starting at number 501. Why don’t you put in, say, 50 cents a comment. There’s a small risk that you might be hit for $250, but in the absence of a last-minute surge, it’s more likely to be around $50.
Update 10:30pm
Jack Strocchi and Claire Rodda have promised 10c per comment up to 500
Down and Out in Sà i Gòn has promised 50c for each comment over 500. At this stage, it looks as if he(?) will get off cheaply, so let’s have a flood of last-minute comments.
Final Midnight has come to Queensland, and we ended up with 470 comments. I’m off to bed now, but in the morning I’ll send my own contribution, rounded up to $500, and advise commenters how much they’ve promised to pay.
fn1. At my absolute discretion, I’ll delete bots, spammers, repetitive commenters etc. If you don’t trust me to act fairly in this respect, don’t participate.

Great idea!
Mary, please come back – it was only a rash…
I like cheese.
🙂
i hope i’m not too late.
Isn’t “Quiggin” Sanskrit for “Tsunami Appeal”? What a coincidence!
thanks for doing this.
Don’t shave off the beard. It’s a well known fact that Professors have to have beards. If you shave it off you’ll be immediately demoted. Be warned!
I really dont have anything to say.
Just visiting from Blair’s site. Keep up the good works. —Anchorage, Alaska.
thank you, and nice work.
Commenting for a higher good.
I also recommend taking the beard challenge!
Beats the snot out of a bake sale.
You can’t buy a good long sleeved vest anymore.
|Via Tim Blair|
“… a new body has appeared on her horizon, whose orbit, in a strangely imperturbable manner affects her own disturbingly, but she has no conception of the law governing this movement…”
This is a comment
Grand way to define dayfines.
Put me down for another $50 towards the pro John Howard post.
Good show mister Quiggin!
Please forgive the complete lack of effort I have put into this comment.
Thanks!
Seriously, thanks a lot!
Good one.
Found you through “Down and Out in Sai Gon”. Great idea!
What a wonderful idea! I was too late to join in the comments merriment when Michele Agnew did it, but I’m glad I could make this thread! I’ll help spread the word…
Benovolence is a virtue.
Fine work Prof!
not the beard! anything but the beard!
Thank G-d we have the UN to protect the tsunami victims from Americans and Australians, ruthlessly inflicting their imperalistic helicopters, hospital ships and medical equipment on those suffering in the aftermath of the disaster. True to its progressive transnational governing principles, the UN is teaching the victims to wait patiently until UN sub-committees finish deciding whether or not it’s within their mandate to re-evaluate issues such as what the natural fiber content requirement should be for blankets provided to UN coordinating facilitators staying at the Phuket Hilton and indeed, whether or not it would be culturally sensitive to request that the requirement be raised to 45% cotton content when in fact, cotton is not native to the area. Or is it? Perhaps we need to consider establishing a cultural affairs commission in investigate the feasibility of replacing cotton-content blankets with some other fiber that grows locally.
Raising money this way is far better than the UN razing it. The best to you and your generous efforts!
Well done Professor! Keep up the good work!
Great idea, John!
What a wonderful idea!
I’ve already given to the Red Cross. What other charities would make good use of money for the tsunami victims?
Thanks for doing this, good for you, John. I guess this is my most worthwhile comment ever.
‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And a dollar per comment they gave.
Well done John.
How much do ARC professorial fellows earn these days?
Good on you JQ!
One more comment made.
You make charity too easy.
Once a jolly blogman camped by a billabong
Under the shade of a coolibah tree
And he sang as he sat and waited till his billy boiled
“Who’ll give a dollar per comment with me?”
Incidentally, the auto-updating preview is very, very cool.
Here’s another one.
Cash for comment. Lawsie and Jonesy were never quite like this.
Goodonya.
Well, I’m commenting. But the whole thing strikes me as strange. Why are we having a national day of mourning? Is it for the handful of Aussies killed? Why are we so concerned about the deaths in SE Asia, and not in sub-Saharan Africa?
Thanks for doing this.
Like the snazzy preview feature.
Okay, I’ve just publicized you on my blog… good luck!
Excellent
Oop, here’s the URL:
http://elayneriggs.blogspot.com/2005/01/worthy-commentary-last-week-i-got-wind.html
Put me down for 10c per comment.