I haven’t managed to come up with a creative new idea for helping the tsunami aid appeals, so I’m going to copy Michele Agnew. From now until midnight Sunday, I’ll give one $A to the Australian Red Cross tsunami appeal for each comment[1] I receive on this post, up to a maximum of 1000.
To add a tiny element of novelty, I’m inviting others to join the effort by sponsoring this offer at whatever rate they can afford. You can work out your maximum exposure from the limit, for example, if you offer 5 cents a comment, you’re promising to give up to $50.
If you’re interested, please send me an email at j dot quiggin at uq dot edu dot au. I’ll record it in the updates with your name, pseudonym or anonymously as you prefer. When the appeal is over, I’ll write and tell you how much you’ve promised. Feel free to nominate a charity of your choice.
Update The Eudora mail server is running hot, with the first contributor to join the effort already coming through:
“William Burroughs’ Baboon” says pls put me down for 10c per comment
Update 10:12 pm An anonymous regular reader offers 50 cents per comment, nominating World Vision
rdb offers 50 cents per comment
Nicholas Gruen offers to match me dollar for dollar, in return for an ad. Accepted!
That’s $4.10 $3.10 per comment! (sorry for late-night arithmetic errors)
Update 6am
An anonymous regular reader offers 15c per comment
“Saint Straightjacket” offers 20c per comment, up to $300
So we’re up to $3.45 per comment, and the total amount raised is nearly $500, with most of the day still left to come.
It’s particularly good to see lots of visitors from Tim Blair’s blog – a reminder that, whatever our disagreements, we can all work together at a time like this.
In the comments, Tim has offered $100 if I shave my beard off. That’s nowhere near enough, but I’m eager to secure Tim’s money for the cause so I’m making a counteroffer in the spirit of national unity and cash for comment. If Tim will give $100, I’ll write a 200 word post saying exclusively good things about John Howard. I’m willing to increase the amount proportionally for further pledges from Tim’s (or my) readers, until I run out of good things to say.
Update 10:30am We’re well over 200 comments now, and thanks to the generosity of cosponsors, within sight of the original target of $1000, with the capacity to raise a lot more
wmmbb has offered 20c a comment, up to a total of 500
Mark Bahnisch has offered 10c a comment
I’m really impressed by all of this. Quite a few cosponsors have offered more, in relation to their means, than my starting offer. This is one area where I’m unreservedly in favour of competition, and I’m already thinking about my next move.
I’d also like to thank everyone who’s linked to the post. In particular, I now have a full set of Tims, at least among the blogs I read regularly: Tim Blair, Tim Dunlop, Tim Lambert and Tim T have all sent visitors this way. For any other Tims or non-Tims who want to link, there’s still more than 12 hours to go.
Update 1:34pm
Crossing the ideological divide, Andrew Norton offers 10c a comment
Paul2 also offers 10c
wmmbb offers 10c more
Harry Clarke offers 20c up to 500 comments
That puts us over $4 a comment, and with well over 300 comments, we’ve easily passed the original goal of $1000. But there’s still plenty of money on the table, so keep the comments coming in.
I forgot to mention it when I put this post up, and I’m not going to worry too much about it today, but this is a PG blog, so no more coarse language, please. Double entendres and dirty jokes are fine, as long as they’re funny.
I’ve had the first taker on the Howard challenge. “2dogs” has sent in his $50 to the Red Cross, and emailed me the receipt, earning 100 words of sincere praise from me for John Howard, to be published as soon as I’ve tallied up the donations and tied myself to the keyboard. Come on Howard-lovers, and set me a real challenge. I could write that much defending Don Rumsfeld, and have done so. 1000 words in praise of Howard might give me some trouble.
And here’s the ad I promised Nicholas Gruen, who’s agreed to match my donations. If you click here you can see a further generous offer from him.
<img src="wordpress/wp-content/images/Peachanimatedgifbanner.gif" href="http://www.peachhomeloans.com.au/quiggin.htm"
Update 6pm We’ve passed 400 comments and raised more than $1500. Looking at the current pace, there should be more than 500 comments by the time the appeal ends, but probably not many more than 600. A number of cosponsors have limited their contributions to an upper bound of 500 comments, thereby giving themselves a fair bit of certainty. Now I’m appealing for some risk-tolerant types to cosponsor the remaining comments, starting at number 501. Why don’t you put in, say, 50 cents a comment. There’s a small risk that you might be hit for $250, but in the absence of a last-minute surge, it’s more likely to be around $50.
Update 10:30pm
Jack Strocchi and Claire Rodda have promised 10c per comment up to 500
Down and Out in Sà i Gòn has promised 50c for each comment over 500. At this stage, it looks as if he(?) will get off cheaply, so let’s have a flood of last-minute comments.
Final Midnight has come to Queensland, and we ended up with 470 comments. I’m off to bed now, but in the morning I’ll send my own contribution, rounded up to $500, and advise commenters how much they’ve promised to pay.
fn1. At my absolute discretion, I’ll delete bots, spammers, repetitive commenters etc. If you don’t trust me to act fairly in this respect, don’t participate.

touchtown Falcons!
LOLLERSKATES!!!!!!11111
giddy up!
great idea.
ufck
i love justin timberlake! I’m awesome!
that’s fantastic.
The symbol for the Australian Red Cross is an upside-down version of the normal Red Cross symbol.
skeeeeeeeee bop, jew know!?
Very nice, sir. Well done.
love me.
yay!
WOW YOU ARE FUCKIN HAIRY. UFCK FOR LIFE. BITCH.
This is a great idea! Very cool!
yee haw! 🙂
is your cousin donating money also?
drunkshamrck…hahahhhahha! the bridge for life!
Good luck!
This is a grand idea, and I wish you luck with it.
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING HIDING IN THAT BEARD OF YOURS? DOES YOUR WIFE HAVE THE FULLNESS OF HER BEARD?
May you be blessed with ten children.
the guy who linked me to this site believes that commie dicks get chicks. how vulgar.
good luck 🙂
thank you!
Here’s one for the team.
we live in a beautiful world….
Awesome, thanks for helping out
Possible discussion topics:
*Metrosexuals are merely fops and dandies.
*Macedonia for the Macedonians.
*Matt Damon is the Antichrist.
*Favourite exotic film actress and/or glamour model.
*Prince Harry is an example of why we need to raise the voting age to 25.
*Joel Turner’s face was made for slapping.
*Queenslanders and Western Australians should start pulling their weight.
*Andie MacDowell is much hotter than Julia Roberts.
*Civilization II is better than Civilization III.
*I don’t understand the craze for Vodka.
*VHS tapes give me less trouble than DVDs.
Happy birthday, Andrew!
Anything to help out. Heh, especially if it’s with someone else’s money.
Great idea, thanks for doing it.
Awww, c’mon Mr Monaro. At least Matt Damon isn’t Ben Affleck.
awesome.
good job man.
I like cheese.
This is an AMAZING idea, thank you very much.
Thanks
god bless all in south east asia
money money money, money!
Good job man; very admirable.
Matt Damon!
Great idea and interesting that in donating to good causes the social component of fund raisers etc are often needed motivators. Perhaps for the sense of community and social reasssurance and this is a blog related version?
Thank you.
Happy Birthday MLK. Thanks.
Well done for doing this, John. The more ways we can get people connected to think about, and act to help, the less fortunate, the better.
Not much to say other than thank you for your generosity…
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Good work, Mr Squiggle.
Its a good idea John and a rewarding community feel.
good cause
thankyou for donating to good cause.
Another TotalFarker. 🙂
John,
Would you consider an auction for that beard? One where you get to keep it if you match the highest bid? (we could give you time to run a save the beard fund-raiser)
I’m curious to know exactly how valuable it is.