Apparently cut off the Costello drip, Glenn Milne breathlessly publishes some startling news from Sydney
Bound by Honor ipod . According to his anonymous source:
* The current leader of the NSW Right is trying to secure absolute control over the faction and crush his rivals
* The current leader of the NSW Right is keen to diminish the power of the Victorian Left.
In more breaking news, the traffic in Sydney is bad, but the beaches are great.
John Quiggin 
pleased to hear they’ve fixed the beaches John
As the world goes pear-shaped, our deficient political class and their acolytes turn to familiar comforts.
In Sydney…..
“the beaches are great” except for the sharks.
Rudd should check his nets. He doesn’t need any sharks from the NSW ALP in his waters, mauling voters and creating bloodbaths.
“the beaches are great” – Ill second that but there is an increasing danger you could get up to drive to work one day and find yourself trapped under the burnt creek overpass for the remainder of your natural life.
There is actually some unexpected news in Milne’s article – apparently the Ghan now travels to Perth! š
And in other late-breaking, breathtaking news Mr. Milne has revealed that God didn’t make little green apples and it don’t rain in Indianapolis in the summertime.
His reports on the provenance Santa, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Pharaoh are breathlesslessly awaited by a soon to grateful nation.
Which party?
Poor Glenn – Relevance Deprivation Syndrome!
Which party? Martin, in NSW it doesn’t matter – they all belong to the Rum Corps anyway.